THE LAST GAME EVER

 гคภ๔๏๓ ςђคภςє קlคאร ค ђยﻮє קคгt เภ єשєгא๒๏๔א'ร lเŦє. -ﻮคгא ﻮאﻮคץI’ve seen Minmaxers, like the Power gamers that you’ve seen. But you have no right to call me a railroader. You have a right to quit the game. You have a right to do that, but you have no right to judge me. It’s impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what GMing means. Edition Wars! Killer GMing has a face, and you must make a friend of Invincible NPCs and unbeatable traps. Horror and moral dilemmas are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies…I watched a flail snail crawl along the edge of a vorpal sword. That’s my dream. That’s my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a +5 magical weapon . . . and surviving.

  20 comments for “THE LAST GAME EVER

  1. Houston
    April 1, 2014 at 1:17 am

    I love it. Happy April Fools’ RPPR crew, you stay classy!

  2. Omega
    April 1, 2014 at 1:48 am

    “mistakes were made”

    Best tag or BEST tag?

  3. crawlkill
    April 1, 2014 at 2:05 am

    ooh, you were waiting for April Fool’s. I was like omg going on two days late ross is died

  4. Daniel
    April 1, 2014 at 3:55 am

    My body is ready

  5. Matchstickman
    April 1, 2014 at 7:04 am

    I am disappointed that “the mistakes were made” tag is spelt correctly.

  6. zero
    April 1, 2014 at 7:28 am

    I was laughing until magic was introduced, because I immediately expected a Rifts/Palladium series of jokes. :I

  7. zero
    April 1, 2014 at 7:33 am

    called it.

  8. javaking369
    April 1, 2014 at 9:51 am

    I am acutely surprised that GURPS Infinity worlds or I.O.U was not mentioned.

  9. beej
    April 1, 2014 at 12:12 pm

    Cinnabar did not come up, I was surprised. Well played gentlemen.

  10. Mr. Fantastic
    April 1, 2014 at 12:35 pm

    GET THE CLEAVER! 😀

  11. darthrex
    April 1, 2014 at 12:40 pm

    He’s more pauldron than man now…
    Twisted and Grimdark.

  12. NateD
    April 1, 2014 at 5:59 pm

    Eeeeeeexcellent.

  13. crawlkill
    April 1, 2014 at 6:32 pm

    I didn’t see the punchline coming and it made me smile! we can’t all have your INSIGHT zero jeez

    it occurs to me that the more insulated your life has been from Rifts, the less you know about it, the easier it is to laugh at Rifts jokes, like with racism or the Holocaust

  14. Dave
    April 1, 2014 at 8:16 pm

    Flabbergasted and distraught, until the end.

    Well played.

  15. Burn the Unclean
    April 1, 2014 at 10:37 pm

    Game could have used some AUTO DUEL.

  16. Journ-O-LST-3
    April 2, 2014 at 12:01 am

    See Aaron, this is why you have to play Outlast. Will you ever learn your lesson?

  17. Oronar
    April 2, 2014 at 8:55 am

    I own and have read Continuum cover to cover. I dream of one day finding enough players willing to try it…

    The section Aaron read can be really simply summarized:
    “If time was changed to something different than what you personally remember witnessing, you get a point of frag.”

  18. Humanity Akbar
    April 2, 2014 at 2:58 pm

    So this is what happens when Sparkles the Unicorn is allowed to GM…

  19. Glen R. Taylor
    April 7, 2014 at 11:28 pm

    I tried to play this one, a long time ago, back in the day…

    Gygax was a genius… But he had some critical misses…

  20. malkav11
    April 8, 2014 at 8:17 pm

    I’m not sure Mutant Chronicles is really any sillier than, say, Warhammer 40K. But I guess I’ll see when the new edition arrives. Everything else sounded pretty…magical.

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