THE LAST GAME EVER

 гคภ๔๏๓ ςђคภςє קlคאร ค ђยﻮє קคгt เภ єשєгא๒๏๔א'ร lเŦє. -ﻮคгא ﻮאﻮคץI’ve seen Minmaxers, like the Power gamers that you’ve seen. But you have no right to call me a railroader. You have a right to quit the game. You have a right to do that, but you have no right to judge me. It’s impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what GMing means. Edition Wars! Killer GMing has a face, and you must make a friend of Invincible NPCs and unbeatable traps. Horror and moral dilemmas are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies…I watched a flail snail crawl along the edge of a vorpal sword. That’s my dream. That’s my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a +5 magical weapon . . . and surviving.

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20 Comments

  1. I love it. Happy April Fools’ RPPR crew, you stay classy!

  2. “mistakes were made”

    Best tag or BEST tag?

  3. ooh, you were waiting for April Fool’s. I was like omg going on two days late ross is died

  4. My body is ready

  5. I am disappointed that “the mistakes were made” tag is spelt correctly.

  6. I was laughing until magic was introduced, because I immediately expected a Rifts/Palladium series of jokes. :I

  7. I am acutely surprised that GURPS Infinity worlds or I.O.U was not mentioned.

  8. Cinnabar did not come up, I was surprised. Well played gentlemen.

  9. GET THE CLEAVER! 😀

  10. He’s more pauldron than man now…
    Twisted and Grimdark.

  11. Eeeeeeexcellent.

  12. I didn’t see the punchline coming and it made me smile! we can’t all have your INSIGHT zero jeez

    it occurs to me that the more insulated your life has been from Rifts, the less you know about it, the easier it is to laugh at Rifts jokes, like with racism or the Holocaust

  13. Flabbergasted and distraught, until the end.

    Well played.

  14. Game could have used some AUTO DUEL.

  15. See Aaron, this is why you have to play Outlast. Will you ever learn your lesson?

  16. I own and have read Continuum cover to cover. I dream of one day finding enough players willing to try it…

    The section Aaron read can be really simply summarized:
    “If time was changed to something different than what you personally remember witnessing, you get a point of frag.”

  17. So this is what happens when Sparkles the Unicorn is allowed to GM…

  18. I tried to play this one, a long time ago, back in the day…

    Gygax was a genius… But he had some critical misses…

  19. I’m not sure Mutant Chronicles is really any sillier than, say, Warhammer 40K. But I guess I’ll see when the new edition arrives. Everything else sounded pretty…magical.

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